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Reverend Eeva: BRUTHAHS! SISTAHS! I HAVE HEARD THE WORD, AND-A THE WORD-AH IS-AH...
COITUS!! *Gasps from the procession* Now I know what y'all be thinkin': Reverend Eeva is mad-ah! She is a SINNAH! For that word be an UNHOOOOOO~LY SIN! But I say to you bruthah and sistahs, hear me out! Oohohooooh oh OH! HEAR ME OUT OH GOODLY PEOPLE!! Our lord-ah God and our mighty saviour Jesus Christ have come to me in a DREAM. A dream of HEAVENLY PROPORTIONS! I asked the Lords, "Oh mighty-ah and all powerful-ah Lords of heaven, why hast thou called a simple holy!chu such as myself?" And you know what he said? I SAID, DO YOU KNOW-AH WHAT-AH HE-AH SAID-AH?! Procession: What did he say oh Reverend Eeva?! Reverend Eeva: He said to me, "Oh good and wholesome-a Eeva, DIVINE and HEAVENLY EEVA. I ask you to spread the word! Spread the word to the people! Tell them to go forth and MULTIPLY. MULTIPLY FOR JESUS. BEGET FOR JESUS. MAKE LOVE-AH FOR JESUS-AH!! COITUS FOR JESUS-AH!! And I said to the Lord, "AMEN AMEN!! OH HEAVENLY FATHER!!" Procession: AMEN AMEN!! Reverend Eeva: Reverend *LucidKrypton, would you like to say a few words? Reverend Lucy: And lo' hark to the heavens! Our faux savior was one with the wo/man and unleashed his holy mission into their world. When in forth he transferred a crucifixion marx below. And every time they chaffed, they were reminded of his great and powerful THRUSTING DIVINITY. Reverend Eeva: Thank you Reverend Lucy for that beautiful-a message. Reverend Lucy: Do not thank me. Thank the lord and his driving holy mission. I am only the messenger. Like a condom. Or a roofie. Reverend Eeva: Amen to that sistah Lucid! AMEN!! CAN I GET AN AMEN? Procession: Amen! Reverend Eeva: I SAID, CAN I GET AN AMEN?! Procession: AMEN OH SISTAH EEVA!! Reverend Eeva: Awright. Phew! Good gracious, I'm getting the vapours... Goodly and GODLY people! Spread the word! Post-ah this stamp in your journals, in your shoutboards, in YOUR PANTS-AH!! Oohoooooohoh oh oh! In Jesus' name AMEN!! Procession: AMEN!! Reverend Eeva: Oh yes! And Sistah Tammy would like me to remind y'all that nun bowling starts at 7. ...But before that! I suggest we all go forth and MULITPLY! I SAY GO FORTH AND- All: MULTIPLY!! Reverend Eeva: HALLELUJAH! HAL-LE-LU-JAH!! |
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Our heavenly savior dost hath thy knowledgeable skills to stir those beneath his grace into praising him.
HALLELUJAH!
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What a vicious comment that was.
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What a vicious comment that was.
AMEN! OHOOOOHOOH OH OH OH AMEN!!
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"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."-Alan Moore
Al...righty...then.
Praise baby Jeebus!
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This is the way it was meant to be.
too funny.
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"Do those hypnotic eyes come in other colours? I'd like them to match my dress...."
-Me, about pages 38+39 of TMITRB by ~Bao-Yu
I am Ms B in the ~DeathnoteXalphabeT
Crazy= some kind of ambition. Crazy doesn't usually mean bad (that's psychotic)
goddamn Eeva xD
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"Only those that are prepared to fire should be fired at."
Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion [V]
And I'm pretty sure god does damn me. xD
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"Only those that are prepared to fire should be fired at."
Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion [V]
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